Mombie 20oz

Description

🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕

Meet your new morning survival kit – the 20oz ‘Mombie Before Coffee’ glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!

Your mom-survival kit includes

• 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
• 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
• 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
• 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won’t kill you… probably)
• 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)

Perfect for:

• School drop-off lines
• Soccer practice sidelines
• Hide-and-seek timeouts
• Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
• Surviving another episode of Cocomelon

This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying ‘I love my kids, but please don’t talk to me until this is empty.’ Plus, it’s eco-friendly – because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍

Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉

Details:

• High Borosilicate Glass Cup
• Heat Resistant & Lead Free
• 20oz
• Bamboo Lid
• 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
• Black graphic
• Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours

Care:

• Dishwasher Safe
• Bamboo lid – hand wash, do not let sit in water
• Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning